He Exists!
“I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam
And I got a lotta muscle and I only gots one eye
And I’ll never hurt nobodys and I’ll never tell a lie
Top to me bottom and me bottom to me top
That’s the way it is ‘til the day that I drop, what am I?
I yam what I yam.”
-Popeye